Cigarettes and Funions and Crap

"Who boils a pug? I'm not a monster."

- Izzy, to Jack

"You're a unicorn."

- Jack, to Izzy

"" is the series premiere, the first episode in Season 1 of the romantic comedy TV series, You Me Her.

Synopsis
Emma and Jack Trakarsky, a suburban Portland couple are totally in love but seriously lacking spice. They end up tangled up with an escort (grad student Izzy) to get their mojo back, setting into motion a life-changing series of events for all three of them.

Plot
Jack takes the decision after listening the bad advice of his brother to hire an escort to get his groove back to save his marriage. Emma upon on hearing said meet wants to know all about it out of jealousy. thus starting the events that changed all of their lives when they all fall for each other.

Recurring

 * Jarod Joseph as Andy
 * Jennifer Spence as Carmen
 * Ennis Esmer as Dave
 * Chelah Horsdal as Lori
 * Laine MacNeil as Ava
 * Jerry Wasserman as Dean Weinstock
 * Patrick Gilmore as Shaun